You know what you are. I am serious stay away. At least until Monday. Okay. If you stay away for now you can come Monday. I promise. I won't like it then either but it'll be better then now.
I want to enjoy my weekend away. I don't want a pouty husband. Chef is not cute when he pouts. So stay away. We finally get to go away with NO KIDS. Do you understand that this NEVER happens and may NEVER happen again until they are grown. Stay away please. I beg you. You give me a lot of grief all the time so you OWE ME. You hear that. You OWE ME.
We've been through a lot and I'll admit I never missed you while you were gone. I understand you're angry but this is the time to cut me some slack.
There are no vacancies for "Aunt Flow". Check in Monday.
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7 comments:
OMG! too funny...that was my plea to Aunt Flow before leaving CO for a 33 hr trip, on a plane between airports! Queen isn't very cute when mad either...LOL
You're funny. When I read the first paragraph I had no idea what you were talking about. Then it hit me. LOL
Maybe you'll get lucky because she showed up here a week early! Ugh.
Oh man. Good luck with that. I started a few days before Pear came home from a 2 month business trip. I was so livid. I hope she stays away for you!
Aunt Flow can be such a party pooper.
Hoping you were able to enjoy your weekend away. I found your blog quite by accident and am laughing. I can not tell you how many times I've begged for just one more day LOL.
I tagged you!
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